She's gonna hand you a red-headed Gabriel

Coming from the bar in a plastic tie

He's gonna swing from the tree of life

He's gonna try and sell you on a great big lie



But when you speak to her, her eyes light up

The music spills right into your cup

The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice

There are pies on a carousel, have a slice

But watch out, she ain't no good for you



He's gonna spin like the tractor pull

She'll sit back when he tells his tale

He's gonna yell when he drinks his beer,

She'll sit back and drink ginger ale



But when you speak to her, her eyes light up

The music spills right into your cup

It's so abrupt and it's so concise

There are pies on a carousel, have a slice

But watch out, she ain't no good for you, I say

Watch out, she ain't no good for you



She'd like to put you in her zoo

Right between the canaries and the cockatoos

She'll pull out your feathers for her brand new hat

And when she's done that, she'll feed you to her cat

So watch out, she ain't no good for you

Watch out, she ain't no good for you

Watch out, she ain't no good for you